Quotes

  • “You know what they say about Chicago. If you don’t like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.”

  • “On this special Fathers Day, we’d like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.”

  • “Solo homers usually come with no one on base.”

  • “It’s (Phil Niekro’s knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.”

  • “All of the Mets’ road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.”

  • “Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.”

  • “The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.”

  • “Some guys are inwardly outgoing”

  • “He’s (Bruce Sutter) going to be out of action the rest of his career.”

  • “Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs”

  • “I think one of the most difficult things for anyone who’s played baseball is to accept the fact that maybe the players today are playing just as well as ever.”

  • “With all the talent around, it’s sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.”

  • “The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the thirty-first and thirty-second of July.”

  • “Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.”

  • “If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.”